Oh look, an FAQ.

Oh look, a list of riffs.

Oh look, people redesigned his terrible characters and made them better.

There once was a furry with no respect for women. He made comics about scruffy Tiny Toons raping each other. His art became lazier and lazier. His fans lapped it up and lavished him with money.

Then the economy turned sour. He became so lazy, he hired someone else to ink his even-worse-than-before artwork. His fans stopped lavishing him with money. He became bitter. He began to make self-pitying rants about how he was turning 30 (poor baby).

Eventually even his enablist fans began to gradually notice the dreck he wrote wasn't worth wiping their asses with. They began to critique him. He threw a dramatic hissyfit and hired other people to illustrate his awful rape fantasies. Many of them quit. Yet, he fapped on.

Then, we came along.

NONE OF THIS ARTWORK IS OURS. WE DID NOT EVEN MAKE THE EDITS. WE HAVE ONLY SAVED THEM. ALL ARTWORK IS FROM GOOD OL DAVID HOPKINS. http://www.pholph.com

29th August 2014

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We will attempt to keep this short. The current riffer has submitted at least one page of a “When Bob Met Lisa” riff and wants to do more. Someone has graciously sent us the remaining pages of “Choosing Sides,” which we will pass on to the riffer.
Additionally, we have a “Megan’s Run” remix which retells the entire arc in a condensed and far more tolerable format. 
Given this sudden wealth of submissions, Kate will be have new content to post for quite a while. So take your time, Tet. We’re well stocked.

We will attempt to keep this short. The current riffer has submitted at least one page of a “When Bob Met Lisa” riff and wants to do more. Someone has graciously sent us the remaining pages of “Choosing Sides,” which we will pass on to the riffer.

Additionally, we have a “Megan’s Run” remix which retells the entire arc in a condensed and far more tolerable format. 

Given this sudden wealth of submissions, Kate will be have new content to post for quite a while. So take your time, Tet. We’re well stocked.

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29th August 2014

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Anonymous said: About the lack of humans in hell, would it make sense to say that most of them were reincarnated as furrys? Reincarnation is a part of "christianity" in the jack universe, right?

This is actually canon. God stated that all the Humans in Hell (and evidently Heaven as well as Purgatory) decided to re-try life as furries. Of course, this doesn’t mean they went to Heaven. Given the probability of ending up in Hell in the Jack universe, they probably went right back to Satan’s lumpy back yard, covered in fur.

29th August 2014

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Anonymous said: Is it just me, or are these characters almost never drawn with the appropriate ears. Usually when they're supposed to be round they're drawn pointy and long, like on the angel ferrets, "rats" and central. The beaver thing from "suffer" and skunks have rounded ears though. It's confusing, especially on the ferrets.

Dave absolutely refuses to use references, under the excuse of it being his “style.” That has lead to Wrong Ear Syndrome, among other issues.

29th August 2014

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internetsomebody said: Calling it now: Jack is going to end and the people who donated are never going to get their story arc, all because Dave wanted to do Turandot.

We suspect this is what will happen as well.

29th August 2014

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Anonymous said: I always assumed because of Lisa's hair that she was a compy (yes she is actually a compsognathus) version of Ripley from Alien. Makes since, since Bob is obviously Ridley from Metroid; Ridley who was named after Ridley Scott who directed Alien. And Samus is of course based off Ripley, so... wait... wouldn't that make Lisa is the good guy? Or am I just having a brain aneurysm from stupidity?

It’s just stupid. Dave certainly didn’t think that deeply on the subject. Lisa probably only has that hair because Dave thought it looked “evil.”

29th August 2014

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bonglorio said: So what are the odds that at least a few of the Jack forum posters own fedoras?

Considering a few have had their avatars drawn wearing fedoras, we would say the odds are quite good.

29th August 2014

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Anonymous said: That Fnar re-design is really good. The umbilical cord thing is clever. And you're right about his eyes, he shouldn't have stupid pin prick eyes. I really like the confrontation with Drip. Drip has to look down at a kid who looks the way he did as a child. Wearing his mother's blood stained scarf. Fnar should be crying at the time. Hell would be actually punishing Drip by making him see that. But then Drip would need to do something that isn't rape, which would never happen.

We’ve felt that every redesign so far has had more thought put into it than Hopkins ever applied. Be they joking or serious, the redesigns are a symbol of what could have been.

29th August 2014

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Anonymous said: i just realised something horrible: Jack technically passes the Bechdel Test, if nothing else than because of Megan's Run. you know, one of the most blatantly sexist arcs? there's something very wrong with this picture...

Megan’s Run does pass the Bechdel test, but barely. Instead of talking about men, they talk about Susan.

However, passing the Bechdel test does not make it a good story. 

29th August 2014

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Anonymous said: I want to do an analysis of the female characters in Jack to see where they fit into the Madonna/Whore dichotomy, but now pholph is down.

Why not use the riffs? In most cases, the only thing changed was the contents of speech balloons. Though it will be far from a complete study, there’s plenty of material still there. 

27th August 2014

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We currently do not have a riff, as the riffer informed us they encountered Pholph’s downtime attempting to access the raw pages. We apologize for this inconvenience.

If anyone has the “Choosing Sides” arc archived, we would like to request a copy so that this does not happen again for the duration of the riff.