Oh look, an FAQ.

Oh look, a list of riffs.

Oh look, people redesigned his terrible characters and made them better.

There once was a furry with no respect for women. He made comics about scruffy Tiny Toons raping each other. His art became lazier and lazier. His fans lapped it up and lavished him with money.

Then the economy turned sour. He became so lazy, he hired someone else to ink his even-worse-than-before artwork. His fans stopped lavishing him with money. He became bitter. He began to make self-pitying rants about how he was turning 30 (poor baby).

Eventually even his enablist fans began to gradually notice the dreck he wrote wasn't worth wiping their asses with. They began to critique him. He threw a dramatic hissyfit and hired other people to illustrate his awful rape fantasies. Many of them quit. Yet, he fapped on.

Then, we came along.

NONE OF THIS ARTWORK IS OURS. WE DID NOT EVEN MAKE THE EDITS. WE HAVE ONLY SAVED THEM. ALL ARTWORK IS FROM GOOD OL DAVID HOPKINS. http://www.pholph.com

20th October 2014

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20th October 2014

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spark-black said: Continuing my slog through Jack. Apparently Justi and co were wearing their bulletproof vests UNDER their casual clothes when visiting Darren. Still seems kind of cheap, though, considering only two lines of Justi's dialogue indicate it (and she just calls it "a vest" and that she got bruised despite.. bleeding..?) 8/

Aaaand apparently Justi DID smell the body before going in, she just went in herself because she thought it would be Mallory’s. Doesn’t explain why the hell she just stood there like a doof soon as she saw Jenny through the goddamn doorway, though. God damnit, Hopkins, Case of the Traveling Corpse is an example of him TRYING to make a plot but it all just collapses into misogyny, wankbait, lack of research, shitty art, and misogyny. ALSO JACK ISN’T A FUCKING TRAVELING CORPSE, RICHEK YOU FUCK

Ugh, I can’t believe I’m still reading this shit. At the start of Megan’s Run 1 now. Apparently Justi IS a “missed chance”, or at least Jack implies it and she was able to help Megan “miss her chance”. I’m not sure if Dave is trying to fill in plotholes or just tossing together what sounds good and expecting anal “fans” (like me, poor bastard for “continuity” i am) to justify it. Eh.

Your criticisms of Case of the Traveling Corpse are good. We can not add anything to those.

We have long suspected that Justi’s role in Megan’s Run 1 is just an attempt to fill in plot holes. Megan’s Run was largely a symphony between Hopkins and Kate, where Kate would point out a gigantic plot hole and ten pages later Dave would attempt to correct it - in the process, creating three more plot holes. It was a pretty amusing thing to watch.

20th October 2014

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Anonymous said: About the 15th oct riff with the terrible food blob. It's their pet cloud! It got tired and decided to take a nap on Ellie's plate. Now Ellie is trying to wake it up by prodding it.

Makes more sense than trying to figure out what Ellie spent “hours” in the kitchen making out of synth meat that looks like a plate of mush.

20th October 2014

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spark-black said: Well, at least there's ONE answer to "why waste an eternity in an empty heaven": According to Arc XI, "You Do What You Do", time's a mess in Heaven too-- the weird beaky lizard girl mentions that her mother was already there when she arrived, and she was already there when her mother arrived. But then there's that creepy rape alleyway in Fnar's Vacation: if there's "no concept of time" in Heaven, shouldn't he be there already? Would EVERYONE be redeemed and in Heaven? Ugh nevermind fuck this shi

It still does not answer what would happen to the women Tet previously loved.

20th October 2014

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Anonymous said: Tiny Kitten Teeth is a good comic with anthro animal characters.

Tiny Kitten Teeth

20th October 2014

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Anonymous said: A bit late to the recommendations party, but Digger but Ursula Vernon is a fun, slightly surreal piece of work. It also has the distinction of being completed.

Digger

20th October 2014

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Anonymous said: If I could make another "good" furry* comic recommendation... Endtown. *(The characters for the most part aren't "furries" as such as most of them are mutated humans-turned-into-bipedal-animals.) Seriously, everyone should go read it, it's deeply awesome. Also, there's Zoophobia, if that counts (and when it's website comes back up).... some characters are talking animals or otherwise obviously non-human (shape shifters, etc)

Endtown

Zoophobia

17th October 2014

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17th October 2014

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kjorteo said: Re: the heavenly widow thing, and the question of whether if the guy lives another 50 years and has other women he just forgets about them when he goes to heaven: actually, that WAS addressed in Trixi & Tet, where that was exactly what happened. (Ct)

To be fair, Trixi and Tet were TRUE SOULMATES FOREVER and Tet never stopped thinking about Trixi, and even when he was still alive, he admitted there were others but he always still thought of her first and foremost. However…. 

That only opens up even bigger issues. In Suffer, Art gets Purgatory for living a full good life but never being able to forgive himself and let go. Tet clung to Trixi even half a century after she died, but his obsession is somehow better?

If it’s one thing Hopkins does consistently, it is be inconsistent.

This also begs the question of what happened to those others Tet loved after Trixie’s death? What are their heavens like? What if one of them wanted Tet in their Heaven, but Tet didn’t want to be there?

17th October 2014

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Anonymous said: I don't know who thought Red Lantern was a good furry comic. An "okay at best is more accurate". The best furry comic of all time is Cheap Thrills however. It's unfinished sadly.

Individual tastes will vary. That is why we are posting various links in hopes that those seeking decent furry comics will find at least one they like.

Cheap Thrills