Oh look, an FAQ.

Oh look, a list of riffs.

Oh look, people redesigned his terrible characters and made them better.

There once was a furry with no respect for women. He made comics about scruffy Tiny Toons raping each other. His art became lazier and lazier. His fans lapped it up and lavished him with money.

Then the economy turned sour. He became so lazy, he hired someone else to ink his even-worse-than-before artwork. His fans stopped lavishing him with money. He became bitter. He began to make self-pitying rants about how he was turning 30 (poor baby).

Eventually even his enablist fans began to gradually notice the dreck he wrote wasn't worth wiping their asses with. They began to critique him. He threw a dramatic hissyfit and hired other people to illustrate his awful rape fantasies. Many of them quit. Yet, he fapped on.

Then, we came along.

NONE OF THIS ARTWORK IS OURS. WE DID NOT EVEN MAKE THE EDITS. WE HAVE ONLY SAVED THEM. ALL ARTWORK IS FROM GOOD OL DAVID HOPKINS. http://www.pholph.com

30th July 2014

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30th July 2014

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Anonymous said: Dunno if anyone's really elaborated on what Dave's actually previewed of his "big project" so far, but from what I remember seeing we have Drip taking away one of Dave's pages and an angel wrapping itself around him. Boo. Fucking. Hoo.

Dave, I swear to god if you try to blame a fictional character for turning your entire comic into a fetid pile of rape and abuse I will riff this project myself. 

30th July 2014

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squazy said: While we're on the superman arc what annoyed me the most was that most of the time, the guy was only able to help people with money or connections. The guy didn't have to do actualy do ANYTHING but give charity and ask favors! Not that charity is a bad thing but there are other ways to help people besides money.

Considering the arc was a commission, it’s not surprising the commissioner (or Dave) wanted a tale about how his financial success makes the lives of the poor and unfortunate better. It’s subtly Right Wing Reaganomics.

30th July 2014

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Anonymous said: Personally, "Superman" is my favorite arc of the comic. Not because it's a good story or particularly well told, but because it is the only arc in the entire history of JACK that conveys a purely positive message without feeling like it has to include excessive gore or general unpleasantness. It's just about a guy taking his own good fortune and paying it forward. Just ignore Dave's unnecessary whining and... I can't say it's -good- but it's a more pleasant read than any other part of the comic.

That is true. There is no rape, although Superman still has to rescue a Poor, Helpless Woman. There’s still the constant theme of Weak Women and Strong Men that Hopkins is so fond of, but it’s not quite as odious.

30th July 2014

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Anonymous said: What if Dave's new project actually turned out to be a masterpiece? I know, but just what if?

If it actually avoided his usual pitfalls and was not the story of a (presumably white American) male protagonist’s Lonely Christian Life Alone Because Women Are Evil motivated by I Can’t Express My Anger Because Anger Is Bad and the art was actually an improvement? We’d give credit where it was due. 

We’re just doubtful he can pull that off. Even his latest uploads, while displaying effort for the first time in years, have come with his usual brand of Poor Lonely Man story.

30th July 2014

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Anonymous said: The forums are back up, and in the thread about Dave's last arc you can see that even die hard Jack fans don't know what animals they main cast are. "She's a possum?!"-Salkafar, "Come to think of it, what species is the moron? He's got the ears of a panda, but not the eye markings."-eee

For being in the furry fandom for over a decade, Hopkins sure does suck at drawing specific animals.

30th July 2014

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A new member has joined Lita’s magical party!
What amazing adventures that will totally not end up being 500+ pages of wasted time will they have together? Only time and a reading of the forums for stolen ideas will tell.

A new member has joined Lita’s magical party!

What amazing adventures that will totally not end up being 500+ pages of wasted time will they have together? Only time and a reading of the forums for stolen ideas will tell.

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28th July 2014

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28th July 2014

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Anonymous said: Dave's big project he stopped doing his main comic for pretty much confirmed to be giant "woe is me" bawfest. Traffic at 11.

Critics love it when you grind the entire production to a halt in order to whine about them not understanding you. That would go over really well if you did it in a movie, play, TV show or published comic.

28th July 2014

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Anonymous said: re: last friday's page - did Bob's spikes morph into hair in the 2nd panel and then re-morph into spikes one panel later? i am confused. also, while i applaud the attempt to make Bob look all badass and shite, pelvises and spines DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.

Bob’s spikes constantly morph from hair to spikes and back again.