Then the economy turned sour. He became so lazy, he hired someone else to ink his even-worse-than-before artwork. His fans stopped lavishing him with money. He became bitter. He began to make self-pitying rants about how he was turning 30 (poor baby).
Eventually even his enablist fans began to gradually notice the dreck he wrote wasn't worth wiping their asses with. They began to critique him. He threw a dramatic hissyfit and hired other people to illustrate his awful rape fantasies. Many of them quit. Yet, he fapped on.
Then, we came along.
NONE OF THIS ARTWORK IS OURS. WE DID NOT EVEN MAKE THE EDITS. WE HAVE ONLY SAVED THEM. ALL ARTWORK IS FROM GOOD OL DAVID HOPKINS. http://www.pholph.com
Oh look, an FAQ.
Oh look, a list of riffs.
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Remember, according to Hopkins, Farrago was wrong for pushing Jack away when he did this.
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Due to the holidays, we will be setting up a queue of riffs this week while the various riffers and archivers celebrate.
M/W/F - Fnar Really Bored
T/Th - Hell Is Overpriced Cameos
During this time we will not be able to answer notes or asks. We hope our fellow Americans have a good holiday and we will return on Monday.
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