Then the economy turned sour. He became so lazy, he hired someone else to ink his even-worse-than-before artwork. His fans stopped lavishing him with money. He became bitter. He began to make self-pitying rants about how he was turning 30 (poor baby).
Eventually even his enablist fans began to gradually notice the dreck he wrote wasn't worth wiping their asses with. They began to critique him. He threw a dramatic hissyfit and hired other people to illustrate his awful rape fantasies. Many of them quit. Yet, he fapped on.
Then, we came along.
NONE OF THIS ARTWORK IS OURS. WE DID NOT EVEN MAKE THE EDITS. WE HAVE ONLY SAVED THEM. ALL ARTWORK IS FROM GOOD OL DAVID HOPKINS. http://www.pholph.com
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We would like to take a moment to address the implications that the Time Machine has been found out. It has not.
Hopkins is simply uploading at the same irregular, hap-hazard pace he always has. He does this far more often than he uploads large buffers that last a month.
There are much easier ways to stop the time machine than staggering uploads. It is not found out, Hopkins is just a lazy hack who waits until the last minute to do comics.
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